Katy Perry attacked by giant smiley faces, Fashion Police investigating


 Poor Katy Perry. Out signing autographs, bothering no one and looking perfectly sweet in her little polka dot skirt/dress, when suddenly..POP! Two giant yellow smiley faces appear out of nowhere and attach themselves to her shoulders.

"It was horrific," an eye witness told The Fashion Police. "Katy had no chance: she just didn't see it coming. It was tragic to see such a pretty young woman attacked in such a senseless way."

Katy is currently recovering from her ordeal at a Fashion Police Safe House. Meanwhile, we're putting out ab APB on the yellow smiley faces, which we believe to be armed and dangerous: do not approach them, people – just call The Fashion Police!


  • February 26, 2009


    Snow White got caught in a Pac Man game???

  • February 26, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    This isn’t another Fasching thing is it?

  • February 27, 2009


    i really think that dress came from walmart.

  • February 27, 2009


    I think it really looks like a walking walmart advert.

  • February 27, 2009


    Who is she?