Chris Benz two-tone ‘June’ shorts: for your inner jester

Chri benz jester pants Chris Benz two tone June shorts: for your inner jester

We wouldn’t classify these shorts as a crime of fashion. Not exactly. But if, say, you found yourself back in the 16th century (and it happens to the best of us), forced to act as court jester at King Henry’s feast, these shorts would be your friend.

We also have grave concerns that some people will try to wear these with American Apparel’s two-tone tights, and that makes us wonder if we should just go ahead an arrest them anyway, as a sort of preemptive strike. Or perhaps just spirit them away to a Fashion Police safe house until the danger has passed?

What do you think? Fun n’ funky, or for court jesters only?




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Read 5 comments below on “Chris Benz two-tone ‘June’ shorts: for your inner jester

  1. I can see wearing these to a club with fishnets and Docs? Am I crazy? [I think I would like them better in different colors, though - maybe black/red or black/white? And the shoes they are showing them with are gawd awful]

  2. They are SO dopey, they should only be worn with two-tone tights. If you are going to look that silly, why settle for half measures?

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