Chris Benz two-tone ‘June’ shorts: for your inner jester

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We wouldn’t classify these shorts as a crime of fashion. Not exactly. But if, say, you found yourself back in the 16th century (and it happens to the best of us), forced to act as court jester at King Henry’s feast, these shorts would be your friend.

We also have grave concerns that some people will try to wear these with American Apparel’s two-tone tights, and that makes us wonder if we should just go ahead an arrest them anyway, as a sort of preemptive strike. Or perhaps just spirit them away to a Fashion Police safe house until the danger has passed?

What do you think? Fun n’ funky, or for court jesters only?

5 Comments

  • February 26, 2009

    Hilary

    Court Jesters only. They’re terrible.

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  • February 26, 2009

    Bubbles

    I can see wearing these to a club with fishnets and Docs? Am I crazy? [I think I would like them better in different colors, though – maybe black/red or black/white? And the shoes they are showing them with are gawd awful]

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  • February 26, 2009

    Evelyn

    Ew..pick a colour. Just one. Then I’d consider them. Maybe.

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  • February 26, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    Jesters only – and with tights if they have the same skin tone as the model in the picture.

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  • March 1, 2009

    kevie

    They are SO dopey, they should only be worn with two-tone tights. If you are going to look that silly, why settle for half measures?

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