January 16th, 2009
Ugly Prom Dresses: yes, there’s more of them…
Since last Friday’s Ugly Prom Dress roundup, we’ve had lots of reports of even more prom dress crimes. The Fashion Police fear these are the work of an organised Ugly Prom Dress Crime Ring, but please don’t be alarmed: rest assured that we’re working round the clock to round up the offenders and make the world of proms a safe place once more. Well, as safe as it ever was, anyway.
Here are some of the latest occupants of our cells. All of the suspects on this page are being sold as prom dresses. We live in frightening times, clearly.
This one could almost have worked. It’s as if the designer thought, “Crap, this isn’t NEARLY ugly enough. I know! I’ll insert a hideous sheer insert in the belly! That’ll do it!” And it did.
The full horror is realised here only when you notice that the bit around the boobs is totally sheer…
Yeah. There’s just nothing we can say here, is there?
On the plus side, at least you can’t see her boobs or belly button in this one. Even so, we could not be more confused.
Oh, God have mercy…
Like them? Get them here.
Okay, so these dresses are ugly. For sure. But what possessed the designers to put such a pasty girl in that bright yellow thing?
so bollywoodesque!
My question is: How can you actually smile when you are wearing THAT? An Olé! for the models!
My question is: How can you actually smile when you are wearing THAT? An Olé! for the models!
What kind of mother would even allow their daughter to wear something like that? That’s insane.
Suddenly my cousin’s school enforcing the school dress code for prom dresses doesn’t seem so crazy.
So they are all pretty heinous, but could the last orange one be any more unflattering? She looks washed out, fat, and shapeless all at once. It’s almost impressive…Almost.
Also… Not to be rude, but WHERE do they find those models?? (Ok, that WAS rude but anyway…)
that blue dress is so ugly !! What was she thinking????
would anyone even look at those dresses ?
Where did they even get them from???
Those people are just crazy!!!
Hahaha! The third one [second under the jump] looks like condoms! Or maybe… ‘disco donuts’. Whatever a disco donut is.
Eww they are all so horribly and unflattering.
And is there some sort of rule that you must expose your stomach at proms?
Nothing I can say will ever touch the fug of these ummmm dresses.
Is there a high school for future cheap strippers and companies to cater to their prom dress needs!?
That is the only thing I can think of to explain these disasters!
click on my name,fug dress with “charming” daisies
Part of my mothers job is to buy prom dresses for the store she works in. She brings home all the ordering catalogs from roughly 5 companies each year. There are always the odd ones. The store my mom works at never buys the “slutty ones” or anything a mother wouldn’t want her daughter to go out in public in. Most girls are so insecure at that age anyways! why would they design such atrocious dresses?
wow – these are fun !!! I’m 65 yrs old and a group of high school girlfriends (15 of us) are getting together in April – renting a home on the coast of SC – we’re having a pre-prom party – dressing as tacky as possible – such fun looking at Goodwill-Thrift Stores for dresses – then I ran across this web-site – GREAT !!!!
just cuz a dress looks like human excrement doesn’t mean it’s ghetto so plz if u don’t know what a word means, don’t use it.
My only question is how much money did they pay these poor girls to wear these outfits or are they really stupid enough to like them? Nuff said…