January 8th, 2009
Ugly Prom Dress Roundup
We’re confused. There’s still a good while to go before prom season kicks off, and yet already the makers of ugly prom dresses seem to have gone into overdrive. The following suspects were all rounded up by Fashion Police Officer Alyssa, and come from ShopShop.com. We’re starting of with the yellow number above, which we call “The Ugly Garden of Eden”. There are more under the jump, though, so if it’s ugly prom dresses you’re looking for, well, you’ve come to the right place…
Lady Chatterley’s ugly prom dress
“I went to Vegas and all I got was an Ugly Prom Dress!”
“I went to Vegas and… ended up with a new career! I also dyed my hair blonde, then back again. And I have boob underhang. And possibly no knickers!”
“Hopefully this dress will look better on acid.”
That first one looks like a fishing net that’s been freshly dragged in. And would anyone really want boob underhang in an outfit that’ll be photographed and displayed on the mantle?
That floral monstrosity looks like it’s built for pregnant girls.
Interesting – up till now the UPDs tended to fall into categories of either traditional with hideous colours/accoutrements or slutty in a traditional colour. These must be some kind of hybrid…
Oh, I absolutely love it* I’d wear the second one for Halloween. I’m thinking about going as a fairy princess.
*sarcasm
How many mermaids did they kill to make that heinous sequined nightmare?
Oh my WORD. There is someone, somewhere, who looked at these designs and said “YES! They’ll sell! Let’s make them!” >.<
I’m amazed – I thought that yellow one couldn’t be topped for fugliness. I was wrong.
Those are some impressively ugly designs.
Hahahaha I love your comments on them, best is the “I went to Vegas and… ended up with a new career!” LOVE LOVE that one;)
That first yellow one looks like a really really bad knock-off of Halle Berry’s dress!
http://z.about.com/d/fashion/1/0/0/L/1/03_24_2002_020.jpg
I am just….amazed.
People can’t ACTUALLY buy these can they? Why would you do that?!
Just jaw droppingly, fantastically hideous!
And as for who’s gonna buy them, well that’s what colorblind people are for :p
Wow these are pretty ugly
Though the back on the first (yellow) one does look fairly pretty on the model
Now if only the front was as good
I love ugly prom dresses. They bring such laughter into my life
omg, fugly… but the horrendous models make them look even worse!!!
seriously..those models are not making the best faces, especially the last one.
i got my girlfriend katie the one with the fish scales for a 21st, guess it was a bad idea!!!!
most hideous people the history of history. I’ve seen slop on pigs that look better than those hideous things!!!!!!!!!
most hideous people the history of history. I’ve seen slop on pigs that look better than those hideous things!!!!!!!!!