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January 8th, 2009

Ugly Prom Dress Roundup

Flower_promWe’re confused. There’s still a good while to go before prom season kicks off, and yet already the makers of ugly prom dresses seem to have gone into overdrive. The following suspects were all rounded up by Fashion Police Officer Alyssa, and come from ShopShop.com. We’re starting of with the yellow number above, which we call “The Ugly Garden of Eden”. There are more under the jump, though, so if it’s ugly prom dresses you’re looking for, well, you’ve come to the right place…

Lady_chatterley

Lady Chatterley’s ugly prom dress

Vegasprom

“I went to Vegas and all I got was an Ugly Prom Dress!”

Promhell

I went to Vegas and… ended up with a new career! I also dyed my hair blonde, then back again. And I have boob underhang. And possibly no knickers!”

Prom_trip

“Hopefully this dress will look better on acid.”




19 Responses to “Ugly Prom Dress Roundup”

  1. That first one looks like a fishing net that’s been freshly dragged in. And would anyone really want boob underhang in an outfit that’ll be photographed and displayed on the mantle?

  2. geek says:

    That floral monstrosity looks like it’s built for pregnant girls.

  3. Rock Hyrax says:

    Interesting – up till now the UPDs tended to fall into categories of either traditional with hideous colours/accoutrements or slutty in a traditional colour. These must be some kind of hybrid…

  4. Lucienne says:

    Oh, I absolutely love it* I’d wear the second one for Halloween. I’m thinking about going as a fairy princess.
    *sarcasm

  5. Caitlyn says:

    How many mermaids did they kill to make that heinous sequined nightmare?

  6. Cadi says:

    Oh my WORD. There is someone, somewhere, who looked at these designs and said “YES! They’ll sell! Let’s make them!” >.<

  • Arielle says:

    I’m amazed – I thought that yellow one couldn’t be topped for fugliness. I was wrong.

  • Mousy says:

    Those are some impressively ugly designs.

  • Veronika says:

    Hahahaha I love your comments on them, best is the “I went to Vegas and… ended up with a new career!” LOVE LOVE that one;)

  • vehementflame says:

    That first yellow one looks like a really really bad knock-off of Halle Berry’s dress!
    http://z.about.com/d/fashion/1/0/0/L/1/03_24_2002_020.jpg

  • Skelton says:

    I am just….amazed.
    People can’t ACTUALLY buy these can they? Why would you do that?!

  • Mel says:

    Just jaw droppingly, fantastically hideous!
    And as for who’s gonna buy them, well that’s what colorblind people are for :p

  • Maddie says:

    Wow these are pretty ugly
    Though the back on the first (yellow) one does look fairly pretty on the model
    Now if only the front was as good

  • chocoholic says:

    I love ugly prom dresses. They bring such laughter into my life :)

  • monsieurbitch says:

    omg, fugly… but the horrendous models make them look even worse!!!

  • blu says:

    seriously..those models are not making the best faces, especially the last one.

  • andy says:

    i got my girlfriend katie the one with the fish scales for a 21st, guess it was a bad idea!!!!

  • rebecca uglypersonlol says:

    most hideous people the history of history. I’ve seen slop on pigs that look better than those hideous things!!!!!!!!!

  • rebecca uglypersonlol says:

    most hideous people the history of history. I’ve seen slop on pigs that look better than those hideous things!!!!!!!!!

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