January 8th, 2009
Ugly Prom Dress Roundup
We’re confused. There’s still a good while to go before prom season kicks off, and yet already the makers of ugly prom dresses seem to have gone into overdrive. The following suspects were all rounded up by Fashion Police Officer Alyssa, and come from ShopShop.com. We’re starting of with the yellow number above, which we call “The Ugly Garden of Eden”. There are more under the jump, though, so if it’s ugly prom dresses you’re looking for, well, you’ve come to the right place…
Lady Chatterley’s ugly prom dress
“I went to Vegas and all I got was an Ugly Prom Dress!”
“I went to Vegas and… ended up with a new career! I also dyed my hair blonde, then back again. And I have boob underhang. And possibly no knickers!”
“Hopefully this dress will look better on acid.”
Arielle 
Mousy 
Veronika 
vehementflame 
Skelton 
Mel 
Maddie 
chocoholic 
monsieurbitch 
blu 
andy 
rebecca uglypersonlol 
That first one looks like a fishing net that’s been freshly dragged in. And would anyone really want boob underhang in an outfit that’ll be photographed and displayed on the mantle?
That floral monstrosity looks like it’s built for pregnant girls.
Interesting – up till now the UPDs tended to fall into categories of either traditional with hideous colours/accoutrements or slutty in a traditional colour. These must be some kind of hybrid…
Oh, I absolutely love it* I’d wear the second one for Halloween. I’m thinking about going as a fairy princess.
*sarcasm
How many mermaids did they kill to make that heinous sequined nightmare?
Oh my WORD. There is someone, somewhere, who looked at these designs and said “YES! They’ll sell! Let’s make them!” >.<