January 8th, 2009
Under Fashion Police Arrest: ‘Trulia Fit’ jeans from All Saints
We have no idea who “Trulia” is, but if these jeans were made to fit her, as the name suggests, we can only assume that she deserves our compassion. And maybe also the gift of an iron, because seriously, these look like they’ve been washed, screwed up into a ball while wet, and then… just left to dry.
Also: when the crotch is so low it only just fits into the (fairly large) window that appears when you zoom in on it on the All Saints website? The crotch is too low. It’s one of those simple facts.
The back view’s even worse! I can’t tell if these are supposed to be 3/4 length jeans with a really really high waistband or “standard” dropped crotch with a normal high waistband, or some other mutant horror.
Either way, they’re FOUL. The dropped crotch is hideous as is, but the texture reminds me of days where I had to go upstairs and shuck trou to iron them because my mother was angry that I’d “dare to go outside looking like that”.
Are they allowed to call these a ‘fit’?
Surely thats something against trade descriptions, as I hate to think who these would fit either properly, or at least non-offensively!
Maybe Trulia has a really, really low crotch…?
AAAAAAAAAH!!! Run away. Really, really fast. I think this is quite possibly the ugliest pair of pants I hae ever seen.
hey maybe trulia is some sort of human-penguin hybrid? Someone please investigate
Trulia is a real estate search engine. Don’t know about her crotch.
Eew, its hard to think how they could have made these jeans any uglier. *shudder*
Ironic how “trulia” in Russian is a kiddie-slang word for the female sexual organ.