Under Fashion Police Arrest: ‘Trulia Fit’ jeans from All Saints

All_saints_jeansWe have no idea who “Trulia” is, but if these jeans were made to fit her, as the name suggests, we can only assume that she deserves our compassion. And maybe also the gift of an iron, because seriously, these look like they’ve been washed, screwed up into a ball while wet, and then… just left to dry.

Also: when the crotch is so low it only just fits into the (fairly large) window that appears when you zoom in on it on the All Saints website? The crotch is too low. It’s one of those simple facts.

9 Comments

  • January 8, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    The back view’s even worse! I can’t tell if these are supposed to be 3/4 length jeans with a really really high waistband or “standard” dropped crotch with a normal high waistband, or some other mutant horror.

  • January 8, 2009

    Cadi

    Either way, they’re FOUL. The dropped crotch is hideous as is, but the texture reminds me of days where I had to go upstairs and shuck trou to iron them because my mother was angry that I’d “dare to go outside looking like that”.

  • January 9, 2009

    kelly

    Are they allowed to call these a ‘fit’?
    Surely thats something against trade descriptions, as I hate to think who these would fit either properly, or at least non-offensively!

  • January 9, 2009

    Anna

    Maybe Trulia has a really, really low crotch…?

  • January 9, 2009

    Theresa

    AAAAAAAAAH!!! Run away. Really, really fast. I think this is quite possibly the ugliest pair of pants I hae ever seen.

  • January 9, 2009

    loxylle

    hey maybe trulia is some sort of human-penguin hybrid? Someone please investigate

  • January 10, 2009

    Trulia

    Trulia is a real estate search engine. Don’t know about her crotch.

  • January 12, 2009

    chocoholic

    Eew, its hard to think how they could have made these jeans any uglier. *shudder*

  • May 12, 2009

    Victoria

    Ironic how “trulia” in Russian is a kiddie-slang word for the female sexual organ.