Once again, The Fashion Police have seized a shipment of contraband clothes, and have decided to make good use of them by forcing you, our readers, to wear them – or die.
The two outfits above come from SANS, and, as you can see, feature large holes in the trousers. Our question to you, then – and we must admit, it’s a question we never thought we’d hear ourselves ask – is this: do you prefer the large hole in your trousers to:
a) have a large pair of bloomers protruding from it
or
b) make you look like a creepy cowboy?
Up to you, readers: tell us your choice in the comments!
What the heck??? I’m speechless…
In this case I (and probably the models, too) thank the designer(s) for their choice of hats… This is so ridiculous!!!
If I can also wear the face-hiding hat, I suppose I could get away with the black ones. But not today – we’ve got a windchill of minus 5 and really need to cover up those delicate parts.
I almost choked on my clementine…! I don’t think I can choose between these.
Do we have to wear the lampshades (or are they hats?) too?
The blue one…it would bring out my eyes
And I’d rather have my nethers covered up, thankyouverymuch.
These are ridiculous. The collection is ridiculous.
I’ll choose death, thanks.
I’d rather be fashionable and dead than live as a human kite.
Oh god! This is one of the hardest ones yet!
I pick option 2, because at least I won’t look like I have incontinence knickers that have gone wild. I’d rather look like I was attacked by the thigh eating monster.
Wow. Those are certainly show-stoppers, aren’t they? And not in a good way.
The creepy cowboy I guess… but I’m seriously considering death instead!
Haha
wouldn’t mind wearing either of them, for fun. I don’t think that anyone would take me seriously, so I could enjoy being a “fashion freak” in a lighthearted way
What the eff???
Um, I guess I’ll take the ones on the right only because they don’t have a giant pair of bloomers protruding from them.
Have we done something to offend you? or did the fashion police get up on the wrong side of the bed today?
I am simply at a loss to understand why — for the love of God WHY? — you hate us so.
I thought your job was to keep us safe from these kinds of egregious offenses.
These are the kinds of crimes for which you lock people up and throw away the key.
Have you gone MAD WITH POWER?
Fashion Police, it’s time to ask yourself, “What went wrong?”
Lol, Sarah, what can we say? Sometimes we’re an ever-so-slightly corrupt force
I’d go the blue ones. At least they don’t look like a garbage bag.
I love this collection – not as wearable items, mind, but as pieces of art they are stunning. My fave is the pink one (19 and 20) with the alien being birthed from the model’s stomach. And number 21 is not even in the thumbnails, they are so ashamed of it.
Oh. Which would I pick> (Damn, thought I had talked myself out of that one).
The Dark Blue one – with Red Knickers. But dear god, not those shoes.
oh my. is death still an option?? i certainly wouldnt wear outfit A to an airport – you’d look like you were smuggling small children in there!! ill choose black, because the hat covers the face more and its a dark colour. maybe it will blend in *hopes*
Considering I’d end up killing myself anyways out of shame and embarrassment…
The black one. It at least somewhat resembles the body bag they’re going to need to haul me away in.
Hmmm, reminds me of the episode of “I Love Lucy” where Ricky and Fred tricked Lucy and Ethel into wearing burlap sack dresses by telling them they were “designer” clothes. Looks like some people are still falling for it. http://www.yourememberthat.com/media/974/For_Lava_and_Naomi/
These always kind of make me laugh, only because I can’t imagine myself ever killing myself or choosing death for wearing something for a day.
That said, I think I would wear two. I think it would be fun…just wait until it’s warmer. It’s VERY cold here.
I’d rather DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus @#$*@£ Christ!!!! ALIEN INVASION!!!
Are you guys for real?
Still think that choosing a death is cheeting so it’s an outfit B for me… (sobs uncotntrolably)
I pick “creepy cowboy.” At least it’s just cutout, and won’t be mistaken for a medical condition!
the first one lookes like your giving birth to giant alien undies! lolz! id go with the second one. its less outrageous….
*continued* or maybe like your backside is on wrong
would someone please deliver a nice eulogy for a (now)blind 14 year old girl??? i like lilys