The Hood Thong: for those days when you just have to have a hood on your thong...
No, we have no idea why either.
The designers admit it's not in full production yet, but say they are accepting orders, so your dream of owning a thong with a hood can be realised, folks! Just click here to place your order then proceed in an orderly fashion to the Fashion Police jail...
(Thanks to Sharleen for the report!)




















personally, I'm awaiting the creation of hooded socks.
Posted by: gokarm | Jan 6, 2009 4:27:40 PM
Lol! I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if we got them, Gokarm!
Posted by: Amber | Jan 6, 2009 5:12:12 PM
Are these people high? Is everyone just... High?!
Posted by: dressed and pressed | Jan 6, 2009 5:43:03 PM
Any easy-access wedgie.
Posted by: Evelyn | Jan 6, 2009 7:20:38 PM
An easy-access wedgie.
Posted by: Evelyn | Jan 6, 2009 7:20:46 PM
I don't think this is serious. Somehow the name Umlaut Brikauski rang a bell - he's an artist who dabbles in various genres and has collaborated with Jeannine Han before. If you go to www.umlautbrikauski.com, choose Artswerks then Haute Couture you'll find "Bearly Polar" which is only slightly less silly.
Posted by: Rock Hyrax | Jan 6, 2009 7:44:06 PM
Hahaha wtf?
Posted by: Anna | Jan 6, 2009 8:16:12 PM
OMG. It is slightly repulsive.
Posted by: edith | Jan 6, 2009 9:06:09 PM
Umm, whhaaaat? That's disgusting and plain old wrong. Kill me!
Posted by: Joey Sauer | Jan 6, 2009 10:09:24 PM
I really hope it isn't serious - it's hilarious either way, though!
Posted by: The Fashion Police | Jan 6, 2009 10:32:06 PM
The dust-mop string nipple tassels are a...erm...nice touch?
Posted by: Cadi | Jan 7, 2009 5:28:24 AM
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I guess it's for when you don't want side straps on your thong?
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And you're head is cold, but not your bum?
Posted by: DesignerElla | Jan 7, 2009 1:33:54 PM
... WHAT!?
Posted by: Annausagi | Jan 7, 2009 10:53:04 PM
Now THAT just made my day! I just can't stop ROFLing
Posted by: Vesi | Feb 10, 2009 11:05:19 AM