http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html Fashion dos and don'ts, delivered daily with a touch of snark Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:15:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20385 j Wed, 04 Feb 2009 13:25:15 +0000 http://79.170.40.167/thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20385 The first one is SO BAD. I bet she's tall..but in this, she looks like she is no taller than 4'10 The first one is SO BAD. I bet she’s tall..but in this, she looks like she is no taller than 4′10

]]> http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20384 Mom Wed, 04 Feb 2009 13:22:14 +0000 http://79.170.40.167/thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20384 Wooo-hoooo!!! I guess they're a wonderful thing if you suffer from a sensitive bladder or diarrhea. Wear nappies and warm underpants without any fear of a visible panty line. Also on partys they're wonderful, as a week supply of chicken wings, prawn cocktail, cinnamon buns and a whole wedding cake can be hidden and brought home safely in these pants.. No need to cook, just make sure you're invited on a regular base. Just take care you haven't eaten beans or onions to prevent the good stuff from getting strange flavours. And if your thighs are not anorectic enough, noone will notice, as everyone will blame the ass widening effect on the pants. Your legs are as short as mine? NO problem. Pull them uuuup to your shoulders, and they'll fit perfectly. Great for pregnancy, too. Awesum !1111!!!!!oneeleven!!112 The only issue might be their total fugliness... Wooo-hoooo!!!
I guess they’re a wonderful thing if you suffer from a sensitive bladder or diarrhea. Wear nappies and warm underpants without any fear of a visible panty line.
Also on partys they’re wonderful, as a week supply of chicken wings, prawn cocktail, cinnamon buns and a whole wedding cake can be hidden and brought home safely in these pants.. No need to cook, just make sure you’re invited on a regular base. Just take care you haven’t eaten beans or onions to prevent the good stuff from getting strange flavours.
And if your thighs are not anorectic enough, noone will notice, as everyone will blame the ass widening effect on the pants.
Your legs are as short as mine?
NO problem. Pull them uuuup to your shoulders, and they’ll fit perfectly. Great for pregnancy, too.
Awesum !1111!!!!!oneeleven!!112
The only issue might be their total fugliness…

]]> http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20383 xony Sat, 31 Jan 2009 16:50:39 +0000 http://79.170.40.167/thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20383 i would wear the first one... asleep, in my bed, at night when no one else can see me, and then take them off really quickly when i wake up! i would wear the first one… asleep, in my bed, at night when no one else can see me, and then take them off really quickly when i wake up!

]]> http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20382 Sophie Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:40:40 +0000 http://79.170.40.167/thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20382 They just look like diaper pants, you couldn't pay me enough to wear those in public. They just look like diaper pants, you couldn’t pay me enough to wear those in public.

]]> http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20381 Sophia Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:21:16 +0000 http://79.170.40.167/thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20381 i knew someone who wore this to a ballet class... it didn't look that bad while she was dancing but in my opinion there is NO other excuse to wear harem pants. i knew someone who wore this to a ballet class… it didn’t look that bad while she was dancing but in my opinion there is NO other excuse to wear harem pants.

]]> http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20380 Anna Thu, 29 Jan 2009 21:49:02 +0000 http://79.170.40.167/thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20380 UGH! Seeing these bothers the crap out of me. Like it makes my OCD self want to go up to the wearer and yank the pants up past their chest. That baggy, diaper-y crotch is just... WRONG. UGH! Seeing these bothers the crap out of me. Like it makes my OCD self want to go up to the wearer and yank the pants up past their chest. That baggy, diaper-y crotch is just… WRONG.

]]> http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20379 SammiJ Thu, 29 Jan 2009 21:11:03 +0000 http://79.170.40.167/thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20379 ...I confess, the past week my tablemate and I have made 20+ pairs out of raw silk. However, and it's a huge however, they're for a production of Lion King in Vegas; does this count as acceptable? forgiveable? (10 elephants, and an assortment of cheetahs, gazelles, giraffes, and other random Pride Land puppeteers) …I confess, the past week my tablemate and I have made 20+ pairs out of raw silk. However, and it’s a huge however, they’re for a production of Lion King in Vegas; does this count as acceptable? forgiveable? (10 elephants, and an assortment of cheetahs, gazelles, giraffes, and other random Pride Land puppeteers)

]]> http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20378 chocoholic Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:38:48 +0000 http://79.170.40.167/thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20378 I agree with the sweater on your legs comment. Thats exactly what I thought they looked like. I agree with the sweater on your legs comment. Thats exactly what I thought they looked like.

]]> http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20377 Rock Hyrax Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:05:12 +0000 http://79.170.40.167/thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20377 Were the men's ones (with lovely matching footwear) a recent arrest? If so, they've already been withdrawn in shame... Were the men’s ones (with lovely matching footwear) a recent arrest? If so, they’ve already been withdrawn in shame…

]]> http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20376 gokarm Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:17:49 +0000 http://79.170.40.167/thefashionpolice.net/2009/01/the-harem-hall-of-shame-where-harem-pants-go-when-they-get-arrested-by-the-fashion-police.html#comment-20376 The only one that doesn't piss me off is the jumpsuit...it reminds me of Yves Saint Laurent's spring collection if memory serves...I didn't LOVE it, but it was kind of like skirts sown together at the bottom with little leg holes. I mean to say, they looked like SKIRTS, not droopy drawers. The jumpsuit is more along that line. The only one that doesn’t piss me off is the jumpsuit…it reminds me of Yves Saint Laurent’s spring collection if memory serves…I didn’t LOVE it, but it was kind of like skirts sown together at the bottom with little leg holes. I mean to say, they looked like SKIRTS, not droopy drawers. The jumpsuit is more along that line.

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