In defence of the items you see before you, we have to point out that they are not, in themselves, crimes of fashion. It’s just BY themselves that they become crimes of fashion – i.e. when there’s nothing underneath them but a fairly matronly looking bra. These tops presumably aren’t meant to be worn like that, though (are they?) which begs the question: why on earth would Next allow them to be photographed like that?
The top on the left looks like the kind of wardrobe malfunction you’d have if you didn’t realise quite how see-through your top was when you put it on, and then stepped into a brightly-lit room. The one on the right looks… well, the same, basically.
Just to add insult to injury, further investigation by The Fashion Police revealed that the blue top actually comes with a “detachable cami”. Which the stylist presumably… detached… for the purposes of this photo. WHY? Why would you do that to some poor model?
If camis WERE worn, they’d be really nice blouses!
Yikes, what where they thinking!?
Plus pairing them together makes it looks like an ad campaign for Tescos or something
Nasty
At least wear a nice bra underneath if it’s going to be showing.
So freaking ridiculous.
You really do wonder what they were thinking.
Love your blog by the way.
I have to say, I would buy the red one. It’s just that I’d wear it with a top underneath, to avoid the ‘Renee Zellweger’ look. Radical.
Hate the blouses, love the blog!
Why can’t I find _all_ crimes of fashion, even if I search through the archive? That is a crime against entertainment! Help a girl out!
Seriously considering activating my facebook account solely for th purpose of joining your group.
Definitely an occasion for seriously classy lingerie. The utilitarian strapless bra is just hideous.
I’d love the red one with a cami underneath.
i actually saw a woman wear a similar blouse to the red one sans cami at the shops
but she looked somewhat uncomfortable
maybe because she realised that everybody could see her bra
I guess they didn’t use the cami’s underneath so that the ‘sheerness’ of the fabric is noticeable, still, give us a pretty black bra underneath at least!