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January 28th, 2009

Ruby Smallbone’s ‘Liquid Pants’.

Liquid-shants

 

We don’t know what horrifies us most here: the fact that these are “wet look” shants (WHY? Were shants not ugly enough for some people?), the hideous draw-string waist that help make them look like someone just hurriedly tied a couple of rubbish bags around their waist and called them “pants”, or the fact that they’re sold out in sizes small and medium already.

No, wait: it’s the fact that they’re wet-look shants. The waist doesn’t help, though, it has to be said, and the fact that there are apparently people buying them is quite frankly alarming.

What’s even more alarming about all of this? That those people are paying £161/ $223 for them. Just…wow.

If that sounds reasonable to you, and you want to buy them too, you can get them at My Catwalk. If you need to see a photo of a model’s butt in them before making up your mind, however, you’ll find that under the jump. You are welcome.

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11 Responses to “Ruby Smallbone’s ‘Liquid Pants’.”

  1. Fran says:

    AAHHHHH… hahahahaha
    Funny, and yet so not funny at the same time

  2. Evelyn says:

    Gawd awful!

  3. Nora says:

    I have no words for how I felt reading they were actually selling… It’s disgusting, disgraceful, oh look, I _could_ find words to describe the experience.
    Die, shants, die!

  4. Bubbles says:

    I almost lost my eyesight just glancing at these. They are maybe the ugliest things I have ever seen!

  5. gokarm says:

    Very “hobo chic”. They remind me of Stella’s Garbage bag dress on Project Runway. Almost a literal translation of a bin bag, isn’t it?

  6. chocoholic says:

    What is wrong with people? Are the blind?
    Sold out?! I’m gobsmacked!

  7. Anna says:

    Sold out? Seriously? Who are the people that buy these things???

  8. Rock Hyrax says:

    I can’t help thinking the designer laughed as they decided on the drawstring waist…

  9. girlygirl says:

    there’s no way these are sold out…My Catwalk probably made their website say that so people would think this was popular & order/buy them at some point..Gross

  10. kevie says:

    Sold out? My guess is that the economic downturn is forcing women into hazmat management. These things look like they are meant to keep the flesh-eating bacteria away.

  11. Paige says:

    It looks like a giant garbage bag.

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