Thanks for the thought, Melissa Odabash, but we think we’ll take our £440 swimwear without the fringing, if it’s all the same to you – although we must admit, the fringed “butt curtain” on this one did make us smile.
We do like the way Net-a-Porter have styled this on their website, though, i.e:
What they say: “Shown here with a Diane von Furstenberg dress, Roberto Cavalli cuff, Jimmy Choo sandals and a Roberto Cavalli tote.”
What they mean: “We’ve completely covered it up. Well, wouldn’t you?”
Now that’s much better, no?