January 14th, 2009
Under Fashion Police Arrest: Heatherette’s fur-covered shoes and boots
Is it just us, or does it look like Heatherette just chopped the leg off a bear and then stuck a shoe on the end of it to make these?
But wait! There’s more!
This one, meanwhile, was apparently fashioned from the hoof of some alien creature. And we know, we know – sometimes you just need your feet to be warm. The thing is, though, you NEVER need your feet to look like this, really, do you?
Oh God, it almost looks like it’s still alive…
From the leg of Baby Bear, this time.
OK, so this one isn’t actually covered in fur, but even so, people, even so…
We don’t know about the rest of you, but we think this may be a job for Officer Mousy, no?
(The full collection can be viewed here. Thanks to Fashion Brand for the heads-up…)
Holy hell! Did they re-use props from the original Star Trek series????
It does look suspiciously like tribble pelts.
I can’t believe it, really.
I’m really quite frightened. Its like an uncomfortable mix of the Jetsons and the Flinstones.
My God! How can I resist?!
The second one is horrifying, so I tried to make the third one cute. =) http://i40.tinypic.com/6frx5e.jpg
That’s scary. Really scary.
Oh my God, Mousy, the first one is inspired but the 3rd one is my all-time favourite – something about the way the little hamster looks so gleeful – hee!
Oh no, and I thought the first one was bad.
This just makes me sad
hahahaha! Mousy, you’re a genius!
WTF?
mousy! I love yours!
People are sick.
Mousy deserves an Award for bringing these abominations to the attention of the Fashion Police. If this was Wear or Die, I think I would pick Baby Bear Boots. As long as I did not have to walk anywhere in them, anyway…
oh. oh. oh no. what is happening to designers? are they TRYING to scare us?! i cant comprehend how anyone could possibly believe this is fashion, let alone high fashion or things people will wear willingly!! ughhh.
i like mousy’s pictures
Better yet, let’s all stop shaving and waxing, and just grow our own.
Hello, hobbits… Actually they are not that bad. Really, people, don’t take yourselvs so seriously,eh. You can’t wear LBD every day.
OOOOH MY GOD!! ive died and gone to shoe HELL….i’m stunned..speechless..going to pass out now…bye
Glamfille – there’s absolutely nothing about this website that’s “serious”. Please don’t come on here trying to insult people just because they don’t like a pair of boots. You’re the one who’s taking it too seriously when you start behaving like that.