Under Fashion Police Arrest: Heatherette’s fur-covered shoes and boots

heatherette Under Fashion Police Arrest: Heatherettes fur covered shoes and bootsIs it just us, or does it look like Heatherette just chopped the leg off a bear and then stuck a shoe on the end of it to make these?

But wait! There’s more!


heatherettefur Under Fashion Police Arrest: Heatherettes fur covered shoes and bootsThis one, meanwhile, was apparently fashioned from the hoof of some alien creature. And we know, we know – sometimes you just need your feet to be warm. The thing is, though, you NEVER need your feet to look like this, really, do you?

heatherette shoe Under Fashion Police Arrest: Heatherettes fur covered shoes and bootsOh God, it almost looks like it’s still alive…

baby bear Under Fashion Police Arrest: Heatherettes fur covered shoes and bootsFrom the leg of Baby Bear, this time.

orange platforms Under Fashion Police Arrest: Heatherettes fur covered shoes and bootsOK, so this one isn’t actually covered in fur, but even so, people, even so…

We don’t know about the rest of you, but we think this may be a job for Officer Mousy, no?

(The full collection can be viewed here. Thanks to Fashion Brand for the heads-up…)




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Read 16 comments below on “Under Fashion Police Arrest: Heatherette’s fur-covered shoes and boots

  1. My God! How can I resist?!
    The second one is horrifying, so I tried to make the third one cute. =) http://i40.tinypic.com/6frx5e.jpg

  2. Mousy deserves an Award for bringing these abominations to the attention of the Fashion Police. If this was Wear or Die, I think I would pick Baby Bear Boots. As long as I did not have to walk anywhere in them, anyway…

  3. oh. oh. oh no. what is happening to designers? are they TRYING to scare us?! i cant comprehend how anyone could possibly believe this is fashion, let alone high fashion or things people will wear willingly!! ughhh.
    i like mousy’s pictures :)

  4. Hello, hobbits… Actually they are not that bad. Really, people, don’t take yourselvs so seriously,eh. You can’t wear LBD every day.

  5. Glamfille – there’s absolutely nothing about this website that’s “serious”. Please don’t come on here trying to insult people just because they don’t like a pair of boots. You’re the one who’s taking it too seriously when you start behaving like that.

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