It's with great sadness that The Fashion Police report the return of the dangerous and dastardly criminal known only as "The Foot Snatcher". Having previously snatched the feet of celebrities such as Victoria Beckham, Katie Holmes and others, the Foot Snatcher was believed to have gone into hiding following a high-profile Fashion Police investigation. However, this week he (or she) struck again, this time targeting Shopbop models, who were left without feet following the terrible attacks.
"Those poor girls," commented one witness, who declined to be named. "As if it wasn't bad enough that they were forced to wear huge, baggy pants with perplexing crosses on the butts, to have had their feet snatched was just the final insult."
The pants in question – believed to be VPL's "Swag" Pants - are now in custody, where they are "helping" The Fashion Police with their enquiries. Everyone with feet, however, is urged to be on their guard and take all reasonable precautions against THE FOOT SNATCHER.
'X' marks the spot…
Shoes are one of the most fun ways to accessorize an outfit, why would women want to wear pants that hid them?
Oh gawd, I had pants like that in the 70′s! I remember them getting caught in the chain of my bike!
One more item to my list “I want but I can’t hate”…There, I said it *runs away crying*
PLEASE tell me where i can get some of these trousers!!!!
Urgh – I hate wide leg pants so much.
Seriously? Do the people commenting above me actually… like these? *shudder*
well i like them
and i have no shame
wernt pants like these super popular in the mid 90s. Raver pants?
I love bell bottoms and i don’t care what others think
i hate the X and those arent cool pants. but i have seen similar pants that are so cool. the flare out at the bottom. rave pants are awesome. just not these….