Foot Snatcher Strikes Again: Shopbop models are latest victims

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 It's with great sadness that The Fashion Police report the return of the dangerous and dastardly criminal known only as "The Foot Snatcher". Having previously snatched the feet of celebrities such as Victoria Beckham, Katie Holmes and others, the Foot Snatcher was believed to have gone into hiding following a high-profile Fashion Police investigation. However, this week he (or she) struck again, this time targeting Shopbop models, who were left without feet following the terrible attacks.

"Those poor girls," commented one witness, who declined to be named. "As if it wasn't bad enough that they were forced to wear huge, baggy pants with perplexing crosses on the butts, to have had their feet snatched was just the final insult."

The pants in question – believed to be VPL's "Swag" Pants - are now in custody, where they are "helping" The Fashion Police with their enquiries. Everyone with feet, however, is urged to be on their guard and take all reasonable precautions against THE FOOT SNATCHER.

Swag-pants

  'X' marks the spot…

10 Comments

  • January 23, 2009

    Arielle

    Shoes are one of the most fun ways to accessorize an outfit, why would women want to wear pants that hid them?

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  • January 23, 2009

    Evelyn

    Oh gawd, I had pants like that in the 70’s! I remember them getting caught in the chain of my bike!

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  • January 23, 2009

    Kelly

    One more item to my list “I want but I can’t hate”…There, I said it *runs away crying*

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  • January 25, 2009

    VikkiMcK

    PLEASE tell me where i can get some of these trousers!!!!

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  • January 25, 2009

    chocoholic

    Urgh – I hate wide leg pants so much.

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  • January 26, 2009

    Anna

    Seriously? Do the people commenting above me actually… like these? *shudder*

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  • January 27, 2009

    livlah

    well i like them
    and i have no shame

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  • March 18, 2009

    Liz

    wernt pants like these super popular in the mid 90s. Raver pants?

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  • July 11, 2009

    sue

    I love bell bottoms and i don’t care what others think

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  • September 10, 2009

    kcitten

    i hate the X and those arent cool pants. but i have seen similar pants that are so cool. the flare out at the bottom. rave pants are awesome. just not these….

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