January 16th, 2009
Evil evening wear apprehended by Fashion Police
Now, we know women in the, er, more mature age group don’t exactly have an easy job of it when it comes to finding flattering evening wear. But we’ll say it again: just because you’re no longer in your teens, you needn’t think we’re going to let you get away with dressing like the villainess from a panto, is that clear?
This dress was reported by Feike, who says: "Everything that could be wrong with a decent, nonrevealing dress is crammed into this one – it glitters, it’s frumpy, it has funky shoulders and if it isn’t the colour (and texture?) of vomit, it is the colour that will make you vomit. Also, the collar makes me think of snakes for some reason."
It makes us think of snakes too. Probably because it seems to have been designed to make the wearer look like a snake. So very wrong…
Rule of thumb: If a single shoulder pad is bigger than your head, DO NOT wear the article of clothing.
More castoffs from the original Star Trek series?
I love how the green is reflected in her skin-tone. Probably a printing thing, but funny none the less.
Those shoulders are almost Hulk-esque.
Am I the only one who is reminded of Krystle from Dynasty?
Yes you are, Natasha – I was reminded of Alexis Colby!
The texture reminds me of artificial turf o.O
This just looks like every dress made by Bob Mackie
This is the worst thing i have ever seen. Is the person who made this even a fashion designer? I mean seriously who in their right mind? Ewwwww!
So scary!
I feal a si-fi film comeing on!