December 2nd, 2008
Topshop’s spot sequin playsuit: one way to get noticed this Christmas…
We should really have seen this one coming. After all, Topshop have been leading up to it all year, with a succession of playsuits that, quite frankly, we’d have used as uniforms for the inmates of The Fashion Police jail if we’d only just thought of it. It makes sense, then, that with Christmas looming large on the horizon, Topshop would throw caution to the wind and say, "Hey! Let’s cover one of our playsuits with sequins! And dots! Can we throw on some dots for good measure?"
The result is something we can see Minnie Mouse absolutely loving. And finally we know what the purpose of that "Mouse headband" affair was all about earlier this year! God, we love it when a Fashion Police case file is finally closed…
(This, by the way, is £95 and you can buy it here.)
…Wouldn’t an entire jumpsuit of sequins be really heavy?
Oooh!
This could be sooo cute!
All you need to do is cut it off at the waist add a nice black poofy skirt, a purdyy little waist belt, some tights, heels a clutch and woop! your good go!
Ooh if only TopShop hadnt got it so so wrong..
Oh.
My.
This kind of noticed is right up there with a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
Which is kind of what looking at this abomination makes me want to do.
A reverse colour version of the pierrot hat would go with it too.