This sweater wouldn’t ordinarily have attracted the attention of The Fashion Police, because as far as fashion offences go this is only a minor infraction.
The thing is, though, the Chief of Police is short. Every sweater she ever buys, therefore, sits much lower than it’s supposed to, and she knows a lot of other women who are in the same unfortunate position.
All we’re saying is that we’d really hate to see this sweater on one of those women. Especially if they’d decided to go bra-less underneath it…
Oh god, the same would happen to me. Yep. Sweater with nipple windows.
Finally! A way to cool these puppies off!
Handy for nursing mothers?
Oh god, this could get you arrested for real!
There’s a designer somewhere who was watching Mean Girls, and took it too seriously.
Tiny Fey would be sad.
haha, the comments are fantastic!
Tina Fey would be sad. She’s not the only one!
Oh FP, your title says it all.
Well at least you won’t have to worry about boob sweat…