We like pointed toes, we really do, but as with most things in life, we like them in moderation. This? Isn’t really "moderation", is it? Not only could you take someone’s eye out with the toes (no, we have no idea why anyone’s eye would be level with your toes, but just work with us here), the fact that the uppers are almost skin coloured could make you look, not like you’re wearing exceptionally pointy shoes, but like you have exceptionally pointy feet. Surreal, granted, but maybe not the best look in the world. If you disagree, though, you can buy these for $665 at Neiman Marcus.