You’re thinking it’s just the way she’s standing, aren’t you? After all, she’s leaning forward slightly, weight on one leg – of course the legs of her trouser will look slightly different lengths!

It’s not the way she’s standing. And it’s not "slightly" different lengths, either: these Yohji Yamamoto trousers are designed to help you look like you have one leg longer than the other, and not only that, each leg is in a different fabric too. One shiny, one not, one long, one short – well, they’re certainly different, we’ll give them that. And "different" is good, right?

If you think so, these are £422 at Yoox.com.