December 3rd, 2008
If you thought Ugg boots were bad…

…how’s about a pair of these furry boots by Colin Stuart? No, they are not slippers. Them’s some outdoor boots, to wear in public and be proud of. And to make you look like some kind of furry life form is eating your feet, obviously.
Can we not tempt you at all, here? Are the Uggs starting to look good yet? If not, you can pick up a pair of these bad boys for $79 at Victoria’s Secret.
Furry life form eating your feet coming right up! http://i38.tinypic.com/2sblac5.jpg
You know, I think Mousy’s version would sell better. At least they’d have a sense of humour about how horrible they really are.
I think I had those same white ones in junior high…
OMG – THEY KILLED CHEWBACCA!
I saw those and I LOVE THOSE I would totally get them in white! I agree though that they are kind of hairy. But they can be cute! (College freshman talking)
Um, high school junior talking. Those boots are frightening. No one, at any age, should wear them.
In college I had classes with a girl who had a similar pair. Except the fur went all the way down, so you couldn’t see the sole. And they were bright green.
Beautiful.
Truly hideous.
Imagine how they’d look after you’d worn them a few times. They’d have to be shampooed and brushed!
Who’s the evil lady who wants to walk in dead poochies? That’s mean.
Well, now I know what I’m going to see all the American Eagle/Hollister zombies walking around in next week. Half of my High School should be in your jail, if for nothing else but sheer unoriginality.
Btw, Fashion Police, have you seen the ugg boots in animal prints? They make you say “grr” in a way that wasn’t quite intended.
i know many people who would jump at these….
Nice for kids…
Oh, how I wanted to have a pair just like that when I saw a pic of Barbie in something similar. But – it was the 80s, and I was seven.
Today? Not so much. Leave them to Barbie and 7-year-olds, I say.
I’d wear Mousy’s version!
Mousy’s version is made of win – so subtly sinister!
Nooo! My eyes hurt.