Harem Jumpsuit from All Saints, a.k.a “Fashion Police Public Enemy # 1”

Harem_jump_suit This crime of fashion was reported to us by Mousy, whose name regular readers will no doubt recognise from our comments section. “You’re going to love it,” said Mousy. “I can just tell.” And all we can say to that is, “How well you know us…”

We would say more about this one, of course, but to be honest, we’ve been curled up in a ball of hysterical laughter ever since we opened the link, and have only managed to uncurl for long enough to type this brief message. Seriously, we know some of you really like harem pants, and we mean no offense to those who do, but when an item of clothing doesn’t even look like it’s been designed for humans, all we don’t know whether to laugh or cry…

For now, we’re taking this one into Fashion Police custody. Bail is set at £60, and if you want to release it, you can find it here.

5 Comments

  • December 1, 2008

    Mousy

    The more I look at this thing, the worse it gets. It almost provoked me to write an angry letter to the company. I’m still sorely tempted!
    The only thing I’ve considered more appalling were those Peggy Noland dropped crotch leggings, which looked like they’d been designed for dinosaurs. Why is there an obsession with knee-height groins at the moment?

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  • December 1, 2008

    Hannah

    Did the designer forget about the existance of a torso on the female form?

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  • December 1, 2008

    lorrwill

    This designer is a misogynist, right?

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  • December 1, 2008

    chocoholic

    It actually looks like a dress with footless tights.
    Which would be almost tolerable.

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  • December 1, 2008

    Araceli

    Ow, i saw a similar thing at Zara over here in lovely Guadalajara Mexico, i´ll look for it, i remember when i saw it i thought “god this has to go the the FP jail”.

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