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December 30th, 2008

Fashion Criminal of the Year, 2008: Jodie Marsh

Spl68960_0061 And so another year of Fashion Crime-fighting draws (almost) to a close. The Fashion Police will, of course, be back to fight crimes in 2009, but first we must consider one important question: who was the biggest fashion criminal of 2008?

To this, we feel there is only one answer: Jodie Marsh.

Now, every time we arrest Jodie Marsh, we’re accused of shooting fish in a barrel, and we have to confess: it’s a fair comment. Being the Fashion Police, though, we don’t feel we can just ignore Ms Marsh and her transgressions, especially when she works so hard to get our attention.

There is one outfit alone, however, that would have won Jodie the title of Fashion Criminal of the Year, even if she’d spent the rest of 2008 being the epitome of style. That outfit is the one she wore to her 30th birthday party, and we’ve put it below the jump because, be warned, this image is not safe for work. Or, indeed, for any other viewing really, but here we go anyway…


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In fairness to Jodie, we must point out that this appears to have been a costume party, so she is probably in "fancy" dress. Even so, though, we can’t help but feel there’s really NEVER an excuse to be out in public dressed like this, don’t you? And so this one outfit earns her the title of Fashion Criminal of the Year. If you think someone else was more deserving of the title, however, you can leave us a comment with your suggestion!


17 Responses to “Fashion Criminal of the Year, 2008: Jodie Marsh”

  1. Evelyn says:

    What is the opposite to eye candy anyway? Eye poison? Eye contaminant? Regardless, you have my vote as well.
    I notice you didn’t compare her to a stripper but I assume you didn’t want to insult the profession.

  2. The Princess says:

    You know, this one is perfect. We applaud your selection!
    Happy-Happy and Merry-Merry New Year to our favorite law enforcement authorities!
    tp :-)

  3. Anna says:

    For that little number she should get named Fashion Criminal of the Century. That is just… not okay. At all.

  4. JO says:

    Embarrassment can be guaranteed just by looking.

  5. Amber says:

    Evelyn, I think strippers generally wear a little more than this :)

  6. Mer says:

    HOLY SWEET JESUS!!!!
    …Phew. I went and looked at pictures of Kate Moss and now I’m feeling better. Yeah, she wins, hands down.

  7. KT says:

    I’m just going to close my eyes now and look at pictures of Jackie O. later and hope everything will be okay in the end.

  8. Cadi says:

    Oh dear. Who looks at this and thinks “YES! THAT is a woman I want to both take seriously AND bring home to mom.”

  9. Cadi says:

    Oi. Hold on. She’s not only an EPIC hooch, she’s a 30 year old EPIC hooch. Granted I’m usually in the “If you’ve got it, rock it” side of things, but this isn’t rocking it, this is baring it all and jiggling it in your face.

  10. E. says:

    So it ís true what they say about pictures and thousand words. I’m speechless.

  11. lorrwill says:

    Wow. She has definitely redefined “skank” and brought it to a whole new low.

  12. Veronika says:

    wouldn’t u think she’d have some sense by now that she’s 30? guess not:D how ridiculous!

  13. Joey Sauer says:

    I love Jodie Marsh! I admit this outfit is just too much, even for her. She is great though, her show marriage show ‘Who Will Take Jodie Up The Aisle?’ was great, and her book ‘Keeping it Real’ was a very interesting read. (She WAS a stripper when she was younger!) Keep up the craziness Jodie! :D

  14. Claudia says:

    I didn’t know people were allowed to wear something like that in public. Gahh…

  15. Elizabeth says:

    ayayay

  16. Diandra says:

    Wow. Excellent choice!

  17. rajesh says:

    What a (.)(.) . Very Very NICE






 
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