Crimes of Fashion, Swimwear

Bad Bikinis: The Bead Bikini


Remember those beaded curtains people used to (and maybe still do, for all we know) hang in their doorways during the summer, so they could leave the door open but stop flies and other nasties getting inside?

Why do you think Fisico-Beach Couture thought it would be a good idea to attach one of those to a bikini top? And wouldn’t that thing get ticklish if you moved even a little bit while you were wearing it?

Finally: tan lines! Won’t someone please think of the tan lines?

Buy: The Bead Bikini, £58

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