The words "lace-up" and "swimsuit" are words that really should never appear in the same sentence, aren’t they?
This particular lace-up swimsuit (Ouch! We said it again!) is billed as "nautical" – all we can say is that we’d hate to see the kind of ship the designers had in mind when they came up with this one. And we’d also hate to see someone wearing this is the white fabric went see-through after a dip in the water…[Buy: White nautical monokini]