Last year at around this time of year, we asked you to tell us what, in your opinion, had been the biggest fashion crime of 2007. Unsurprisingly, you voted for Crocs. We were proud of you. This year we want to ask you the same [...]
As 2008 draws to a close, it’s time for us all to sit back, take stock, and decide just what exactly we want to do with this shiny new year that’s just around the corner. Now, The Fashion Police would be the first to admit [...]
Want to see out 2008 with a bang? The Fashion Police present red-carpet favourites Marchesa, and their £2,600 layered ruffle dress. Sure, you’ll be eating ramen noodles from now until Spring, and some people may look at you a bit funny, but you will be [...]
We discussed the phenomenon that is the carrot-leg pant a couple of months ago, and most of you were of the opinion that this was just another name for the "mom jean" – an assessment that The Fashion Police largely agreed with. Now it seems [...]
As regular readers will already know, your Chief of Police suffers from the unfortunate condition of Being Constantly Freezing. One of our favourite solutions to this situation, which can create serious havoc with the fashion sense, is to call on the services of our old [...]
And so another year of Fashion Crime-fighting draws (almost) to a close. The Fashion Police will, of course, be back to fight crimes in 2009, but first we must consider one important question: who was the biggest fashion criminal of 2008? To this, we feel [...]
We’d like to propose an ammendement to our own "animal print is acceptable on shoes" rule, if no one has any objections. The ammendments simply says, "except Crocs". In fact, we reckon we could probably add the phrase "except Crocs" to almost any fashion "rule" [...]
The sequins. The lightening. The shortness. This is the type of skirt that shouts “look at me!” and it’s definitely not one for shy and retiring types. Which brings us to the question: would you wear it? And if so, what would you wear it [...]
We’d like to suggest that neon coloured plastic shoes are always a crime of fashion, regardless of who they’re made by. Now, who’s with us on this? These ones are made by Melissa, and are $30. No, we don’t know what purpose the "peep [...]
Readers, what would you call this? Fashion Police Officer Mousy (yes, she of “Photoshopping furry items of clothing” fame) thinks it’s a dressing gown. A really, really freaking expensive dressing gown, given that it costs £1,695. We agree. Seriously, that’s a dressing gown, isn’t it? [...]
Sometimes a shoe is so eye-catching and “made you look!” that we just have to feature it, regardless of the fact that we’d probably never wear it, and aren’t even sure whether we love it or hate it. These Gavin Douglas platforms are one of [...]
Well, folks, the gifts are wrapped, the mince pies are ready and the champagne is on ice. All that remains is for us to wish all our readers a very happy Christmas – we’ll be taking a couple of days off to eat, drink and [...]