November 10th, 2008
Irregular Choice’s ‘Vixen’s Vices’ boots with robot print
Kinda like the footwear equivalent of the Christmas sweater, only with robots rather than Santa Claus, no?
Or like heeled slippers.
But no, it’s just Irregular Choice’s idea of a winter boot, and you can buy a pair here for £69.50.
This should have been a “wear or die” item… if you were able to find another pair of boots as incredibly fugly as that!
the only shoes you could find that are as fugly as those would be those same boots in another print.
At first glance I thought they were little Benders (as in Futurama, albeit in a different finish) so might almost have been tempted, but after closer inspection I’m not so keen…
I own some lovely pairs of Irregular Choice shoes. I have the cute tape measure ones, and some cute gingham ones. I could be considered an I.C. fan…..and then they bring out these.
My god, why? Who exactly was their target market/consumer model? It’s truly frightening.
I am much less concerned about the robot pattern and more worried about the weird ‘broken’ heel. How would you walk in these? They seem just awful. And for winter? I think you’d break your neck on the ice trying to manoeuver.
Straight out of a Dr. Seuss book!
that little heel just looks obscene to me. Really, really filthy. I’m not entirely sure why. I do get the feeling that I’d like to hurl the shoe with great force as far away from myself as possible. It’s a muscular instinct.
Evelyn – that’s exactly what came into my head when I saw these, definitely Dr Seuss!
OMG!
Looks like something for children… that you make them wear when they have been bad, but with heels… Doesn’t make sense, right?
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! XD
I think they’re fantastic!
I’m waiting for mine to come in the post!
They are the absolute most genious shoes I have ever seen! Amazing!