Wear or Die: Nice day for an ugly wedding dress!

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We know we’ve marched our readers down the aisle before as part of Wear or Die, but damn, if those ugly wedding dresses don’t keep on coming! As you all know by now, The Fashion Police have no mercy, either, so today your choice is to choose one of these fine outfits to wear on the happiest – but worst dressed – days of your life.

The dress on the right is made from fake fur. The outfit on the left, meanwhile, is… yeah. To make things just a little bit easier on you, though, we’re going to break our own rules for once and allow you to wear something to cover your girls underneath the top of that one. Don’t say we’re not good to you.

Now, what’s it to be, readers: which wedding dress will you choose, knowing that you must choose one or DIE?

28 Comments

  • November 26, 2008

    Lisa

    Die.
    I would not be dressed like that on my wedding day for anything.

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  • November 26, 2008

    Arielle

    I also choose death.

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  • November 26, 2008

    peachfish

    I don’t think I can decide without seeing the front of the furry one. I’m pretty sure option A would be the worst choice though.

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  • November 26, 2008

    Veronika

    If I can put smth over it, I’d wear A, and wear a whole other dress over it:)

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  • November 26, 2008

    Northmoon

    I also would choose death.

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  • November 26, 2008

    Amanda Nicole

    Wow, even Howard Stern’s bride wore something slightly less revealing than that first one! I’d go with B, as it’s the seemingly more conservative one.

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  • November 26, 2008

    Lorraine

    Make the afterlife look pretty good, don’t they?

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  • November 26, 2008

    Mousykins

    Errr!!
    Since the one on the right is made from fake fur as opposed to real, I’d probably go for that – IF I knew what the front looked like. If it were real fur I’m afraid I’d go for option A!

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  • November 26, 2008

    Kate

    I’d go with the furry one, and I would be crying (NOT from happiness) my way down the aisle.

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  • November 26, 2008

    Dee

    I would throttle myself. With one loose breast.

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  • November 26, 2008

    Selina

    Death. Definitely death. Also, what is the woman in the pic on the right wearing on her head?

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  • November 26, 2008

    Kelly

    The first one. Wait, let me explain. I would get married diving – so just the fishes would see me dying of shame.

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  • November 26, 2008

    Chica

    I hate to wuss out but I too would choose death

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  • November 26, 2008

    Sarah

    Kill me now. Just get it over.

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  • November 26, 2008

    Arielle

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a wear or die with so many of us choosing death!

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  • November 26, 2008

    Gina

    Left, with this caveat. I am wearing a turtlenecked, long sleeved, ankle length black dress under it.
    If that is not allowed, death is my choice.

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  • November 26, 2008

    Heidi

    oh dear god, I would love to choose death, but can’t be dying on my wedding day:)
    I’ll go with the fur one. who knows, maybe the wedding is in the Artic.

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  • November 27, 2008

    Izzy

    I’d choose the first one. But my wedding would be on the beach and our wedding kiss would be under water. I mean seriously, it looks like a bathing suit…

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  • November 28, 2008

    Sarah

    Well…even though I can’t see the front, I’ll go with the fur dress (right). Honestly, as long as you’re happy on your wedding day, I don’t think a dress is going to ruin that.

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  • November 28, 2008

    net

    Oh my!
    I choose death.

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  • December 6, 2008

    Celeste

    I don’t know! I’d either choose the one on the left and get married pool-side, or the one on the right and get married at an ice hotel.
    I’m going with the fur, I’ve always wanted to go to an ice hotel. But what is on her head?

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  • December 7, 2008

    Claire

    I’d wear the first dress with a long, ankle-length dress under it.

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  • July 29, 2009

    Susie

    DEATH!!! 100% ALL THE WAY

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  • November 5, 2009

    Umm

    Eh. The skimpy one. At least I’d look hot.

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  • April 5, 2010

    Sunni

    I LOVE the first dress, or should I say shorts! I would wear that in a second. Where can I but it?

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  • August 9, 2010

    Kat

    I’d choose the one on the left, with a pair of (exact same colour) white flared pants, to make it look like I’m wearing a full length skirt. Simply because I don’t think I could fit a skirt under that. Unless I’d be allowed to wear a skirt on top. Or maybe I’d make a skirt that would start right where those shorts left off and were tied to my waist with a belt. But the belt would have to be silver. that wold be nice. so the one on the left with one of my options.

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  • March 23, 2012

    little star

    I would wear the one on right. my man would love it.. i want one for my wedding nite

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  • November 11, 2012

    Nala

    The one on the right. I don’t want to look like a cave woman at my wedding.

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