We were a little bit stumped as to what to give you for this week’s Wear or Die, so we decided to take a look inside the Fashion Police jail and see what we could come up with. As you can imagine, there was no shortage of ugly items there, but we finally narrowed it down to the selections you can see above. On the left, a Matthew Williamson dress from July of 2007, on the right, a dress from Topshop’s Archive Collection of the same month.
Both of these dresses had us reaching for the Fashion Police handcuffs, but we’re now letting them out on parole, purely so you can play Wear or Die with them. You’re welcome!
The rules of the game: you must choose one item to wear, or… well, we kill you. Death is not an option. Neither is wearing the item in the privacy of your own home. These must be worn in public, exactly as they’re shown here. Which will you choose?