November 24th, 2008
Impostor Alert! Miu Miu in “boots pretending to be socks” crime
Oh, Lord. What Miu Miu gives, Miu Miu can also take away. Just last week we were offering them a Fashion Police Commendation for their sterling work in the field of handbags, and today we find ourselves charging them with the crime of trying to pass off boots as socks.
Do not be deceived by this dastardly behavior, people! These are no socks-and-shoes! These are boots! And pretty ugly ones at that. Given our well-documented thoughts on the issue of impostor footwear, we’re sending these to the Fashion Jail. If you want to get them out on bail, it’ll cost you £194 at Yoox.
I am giving serious thought to stabbing my eyes out with a spork after seeing this.
Good idea! At least it will hurt less…
Didn’t we see those sticking out from under Dorothy’s house when it landed in Oz?
I like ‘em, but they have no calf room.