Oh, Lord. What Miu Miu gives, Miu Miu can also take away. Just last week we were offering them a Fashion Police Commendation for their sterling work in the field of handbags, and today we find ourselves charging them with the crime of trying to pass off boots as socks.
Do not be deceived by this dastardly behavior, people! These are no socks-and-shoes! These are boots! And pretty ugly ones at that. Given our well-documented thoughts on the issue of impostor footwear, we’re sending these to the Fashion Jail. If you want to get them out on bail, it’ll cost you £194 at Yoox.