We have to admit, we had no idea who ‘September’ was until we found this photo lurking amongst other, less alarming shots of celebrities at the Melbourne Cup this week. It turns out she’s a Swedish singer. Who really likes to make the most of her crotch/hip area, apparently, because seriously, we can’t take our eyes off it here, can you?
Anyway, we thought we’d have a little caption competition on this fine Thursday morning, so tell us: what’s the guy with the microphone saying to September?
“Good for you, September – we all heard about last week, when you woke up one morning to discover that your hips had sunk to the level of your knees. We’re proud of you for embracing your new figure. How expensive was it to have all of your trousers altered?”
“…and if I spin around really fast, I can actually lift right off the ground!”
…I wanted a parachute too! But the store had sold out. Where did you get yours?
I don’t know what he’s saying, but she looks like Katherine Heigl…
I thought it was Gwen Stefani to begin with!
“You paid HOW MUCH for all that BacoFoil??!”
pity, i really like their songs…
“So….do you think that offering yourself as an emergency parachute on airplanes is really the safest thing for YOU?”
“…Well, I wouldn’t care, as long as it reminds people to look at my hips. Besides, I’ve always wanted to fly.”
“Do you have small children strapped to your thighs?”
I think he would be quite speechless…
And looking again (even though my eyes are hurting)… what’s wrong with her top?
Kind of loopsided, no?
I’d like to thank MC Hammmer for lending me part of his wardrobe. You rock MC!