It just goes to show, folks, it doesn’t have to be prom season for the ugly prom dresses to be out in force. If there’s one thing The Fashion Police have learned, it’s that you have to be ever-vigilant against these crimes of fashion, and not let your guard down, even for a second. Because if you do, this is the kind of thing that happens.
This is another dress in the “Oh my God, I have fungi growing all over my body!” mould. It’s the second such crime we’ve had to apprehend this week and we can only hope it’ll be the last. Just be to be on the safe side, though, we’re issuing a warning: be on the lookout for these crimes of prom fashion, people. Let’s get them before they get us!
(Thanks to Officer Adrienne for sending in this report!)
Looks like it started out as a fuzzy black dress that got put through the ‘fluff and fold’ cycle one too many times…
That’s actually more fungi-like than the previous fungi-dress post. Maybe because the lumps are bigger, and spaced apparently randomly across the body. Blergh!
The bottom of the dress isn’t too bad though. I can’t see all the details too well, because it’s black, but it looks as though it might be quite elegant. Although I think there are probably still some fungi lumps on that bit too.
I notice that in the pictures of the model from the front you can clearly see she is wearin a normal-type bra — the side of the bra that shows even extend beyond the side seam of the dress, so it would definitely show from the back. But in the picture from the back no bra is present.