With the Christmas season almost upon us, we’re guessing lots of you will be in the market for some formal evening wear to get you through all those parties. And boy, do we have just the gown for you!

Wear this and you won’t just look like the fairy on top of the Christmas tree, you’ll look like the Christmas tree itself, courtesy of all of that tinsel-like fringing that’s going on there. Or like a fairly elaborate lampshade. Either way, you’re sure to be the centre of attention – just for all the wrong reasons.

Tempted? It’s $538 and you can buy it here.

[Thanks to Fashion Police reader Sarah for the report!]