Where would you wear a pink feather mini skirt? WHERE?

Feather_skirtOK, Topshop, you got us this time: we’re totally stumped here. And sure, we know Halloween is just around the corner, but seriously, Topshop. Seriously. A pink feather mini skirt? Why? Where? And for the love of God, how?! How would you wear it? Where would you wear it? Why would you wear it? And, perhaps more importantly: would anyone out there wear it?

If you would, it’s £45 and it’s also available in brown and black. Which isn’t a whole lot better as far as we’re concerned…