Sometimes simple really is best. This one shoulder pencil dress from Karen Millen is certainly simple enough to mean you’ll get plenty of wear out of it (this type of dress will see you through many, many formal occasions), but with just enough detail to [...]
This dress is what we call a “crotch warmer”: the front serves no other purpose other than to cover the crotch and no more, while the back flows out, preserving a small sense of modesty. It’s the kind of dress you’d wear if you wanted [...]
Planning to keep things low-key this Halloween? This yellow ‘Devil’ sweater from Betsey Johnson is just the thing for you, then: from the front, it’s a totally plain (albeit very yellow) longline sweater. Turn around, though, and it’ll be clear to all who see you [...]
This Halloween, you’ll look just like you’re about to hop aboard a more upmarket version of the Starship Enterprise in this metallic jumpsuit by Pam Hogg. You’ll also look like a fashion criminal, of course, but that’s half the fun of Halloween, isn’t it? Sadly, [...]
If we’d had to guess what Mariah Carey would dress up as for Halloween, we possibly wouldn’t have said “fire fighter”, but we probably would have guessed “short skirt, maximum exposure of flesh, prominent breasts, possibly suspenders”. Looks like we’d have been right, too.
Happy Halloween, Fashion Police Cadets! Aren’t you just kicking yourselves over the fact that it’s now too late to order this fantastic “slutty witch” costume by Moschino? Just add a pointy hat and a broomstick and you’re done! Ah well, never mind, there’s always next [...]
The strange thing about this at that none of the other celebrities at the Blackberry event seem to have been in fancy dress, so either Kim Kardashian and Brittny Gastineau read the invitation wrong, or they just felt like dressing up. Either way, Kim here [...]
The Fashion Police are feeling blue. Not literally, you understand, we’re just really enjoying the colour right now, especially now that the clocks have changed at Fashion Police HQ and we’re now languishing in the darkness much of the time. This bright blue shoulder bag [...]
Dollface finds the best beauty box ever, from Bobbi Brown. Forever Amber books a much-needed holiday. The Realtor finds some scary chairs for Halloween hauntings. The Grumpy Old Bloggers think Brand and Ross got pretty much what they deserved. Do you agree? And Shoewawa finds [...]
A nice alternative to the classic LBD, French Connection’s Cogs Dress has a lovely beaded neckline and a deep-V back that makes it much less demure than it may seem at first glance. We’re fans of the cinched-in waist, and think this is the kind [...]
Impostor Footwear: the Fashion Police cells are absolutely full of it, but what is it, we hear you ask? Impostor Footwear is exactly what the name suggests: shoes, boots and socks that are all pretending to be something they’re not. In other words: impostors. Into [...]
If you’ve watched any episode’s of 90210 lately, you won’t need The Fashion Police to tell you that AnnaLynne McCord’s character, Naomi, has something of an … interesting…. dress sense. And so, it would seem, does AnnaLynne herself. Here she is at the Blackberry Storm [...]