The Fashion Police love a nice platform sole. This, however… well, this isn’t one, as far as we’re concerned. It’s too gold, too shiny and for some reason, every time we look at it, we think of horses hooves. Which is weird, because as we all know, horses don’t wear platform boots, do they?
In other words, these Skiathos boots from Topshop get the thumbs down from us. It was a nice thought, Topshop, but we ain’t buying it – especially not when it’s £70/$145.
What do you think, readers? Do these boots make you want to clip clop all the way to your nearest Topshop, or you think they should just trot along to The Fashion Police cells? (No, we still don’t really know what’s with the "horse" references these inspire in us. Sorry. We’ll stop now.)