Crimes of Fashion

Paris Fashion Week, Spring/Summer 09. We’re scared…

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Paris Fashion Week is under way, folks, and if this is the shape of things to come, well, next summer is going to be interesting to say the least…

Consider the outfit above, for instance, from the Anne Valérie Hash show. We’re probably going to be having nightmares about this for weeks now. A sheer top, a bottom that will have all eyes on your crotch, a strange, drapey bit to the side, and let’s not even think about what this is going to look like from the back. No, seriously, let’s not even think about it. Moving along…

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Anne Valérie Hash also brought us the ultimate in Clothes That Are Stuck Together. It hurts our heads trying to imagine how you’d get in and out of this, but we guess it could make a good Halloween party game…

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Gareth Pugh’s show was all like this. Great news for Elizabethan Space Cowgirls, of course, maybe not so great for wearing to the pub…

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Rick Owens went with a "Creepy Nun" kinda theme. We can sort of see where he was going with these cut-out bodices, which will make your Creepy Nun waist look impossibly small (or just give your love-handles a place to escape to, depending how you look at it), but what we really want to know is why all the models had bin-bags on their feet? It was like all the Creepy Nuns had mated with shire horses, and this was the result. Gareth Pugh’s mind = a weird and wonderful place to be, for sure.

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