Comments on: Wear or Die: The Bottom Half

By: Janers

Janers — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:47:28 +0000

The shorts (pulled down as far as possible) (maybe with tights or hose underneath? worn with a black tank and corset waist belt and black peep toe heels & red clutch

By: agape

agape — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:26:09 +0000

The shorts. I’m still in my teens, so people will just (hopefully) think I’m “trying to find my own style”. And plus I just can’t stand the colour on the damn trousers.

By: Chica

Chica — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:14:03 +0000

Death. There’s no other option.

By: bookmole

bookmole — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:58:35 +0000

Who wears short shorts?
Well, I do. With a long tee and a waistcoat. Oh, yeah, baby. I will then feel like I have died.

By: Janet C

Janet C — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:41:09 +0000

Death. But wait, maybe….. Nope, death. Definitely.

By: Natasha

Natasha — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:01:36 +0000

The shorts. Could I wear a longer top to cover the waist? With 5 inch stilettos, hopefully at least the male population would stare at my legs and not see this hideousness.

By: Eva

Eva — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:01:19 +0000

The shorts. I mean they’re ugly, but at least they’re both high-waisted and tartan which are sure winners in my world.

By: sarah

sarah — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:48:53 +0000

I never knew the fashion police had such hatred in their hearts.
To force us to wear either of these garments is simply cruel.
I’m afraid I must die.
For were I to be seen in either of those, darkness would cover the Earth and civilization would descend into chaos.
Therefore it is my duty as a fashion superhero to sacrifice my life in the name of style.

By: Arielle

Arielle — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:42:40 +0000

Pants. They certainly are unflattering, but not nearly as bad as the shorts. Peachfish’s description of the shorts works perfectly.

By: peachfish

peachfish — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:09:52 +0000

I might have to choose death. Those shorts aren’t just a fashion crime; they’re a crime against humanity! They look like someone tried to cover an adult diaper with plaid to cover up the fact that it was leaking – without much success. Maybe the pants. Maybe with an un-tucked shirt and then unbutton the ankle buttons and roll them up and pretend they’re cropped? Nah. Death it is.