A companion dress to the ‘Bahama Mama’, this dress also comes from the BeBora Rachelle stable, and is called "Tango Mango" – presumably because the colours will evoke sunset beaches and juicy, tropical fruits.

That’s all well and good, of course, but what we’re seeing here is a piñata. Is anyone else seeing a piñata?

The dress is sadly sold out in the short version, but don’t despair – we’re sure some crepe paper in "tango" and "mango" colours could step into the breech here and help you fashion your very own tropical delight of a dress. Or you could just buy the long version here.

Thanks to Cybele for reporting this one – remember, if you’ve spotted an Ugly Prom Dress recently, you can report it to The Fashion Police here.