July 8th, 2008
Ugly Prom Dress of the Day: Peach n’ Pretty
DeBora Rachelle does it again, folks, with the kind of dress even Barbie would reject as too frou frou for words. It’s hard to know what kind of punishment would be most suitable for this kind of fashion crime, though, and we’re tempted to think that anyone actually attending prom in something like this has probably been punished enough. What do you think?
My mom once made me a birthday cake *exactly* like this: there was a Barbie in the middle of the cake, and her dress was made of icing.
Oh hellfire, I totally forgot about the barbie cakes. Mine was a white dress with red ruffles.
My original thought was toilet paper cover. People will knit, crochet, or otherwise concoct a frilly dress for a doll, and use it to cover a spare roll of TP. It’s a clear mark of a retiree.
I always wanted one of those cakes. The loo-cover dolls, on the other hand? Not so much.
I believe this dress and the harem pants are prime examples of why models are paid well. Would YOU put this stuff on without being paid a nice amount of money? I believe wearing clothes like these should call for a raise!