Every day while you’re hard at work or kicking back at home, our Fashion Force are out and about, hunting down those Crimes of Fashion, and making the streets safe and stylish once more. This week, Croc Hunter Jannet has been to Birmingham, where she managed to get this shot of one of the chief enemies of style: the Faux Croc. The bright orange colour and fetching flower embellishments do nothing to make this more appealing to us, but if you think this picture is bad, just wait to see what’s under the jump…
Arrgh! It’s the most dangerous Fashion Criminal of all, the Cloven-Footed Clog! Run, don’t walk from it, my friends…
Our thanks to Jannet for sending these pictures in. Remember, if you’re out and about, we need you to snap any criminal fashion items you happen to see and report them to The Fashion Police!
WTF?! I think I just gagged.
That’s pretty hideous. At least you can see your pedicure though..
Argh!!! I’m going to have to surf the vivaladiva website just so I don’t have nightmares
Hee! There are so many of these “croc-copies” around right now – so worrying!
I ran into my former roommate at a pool party not too long ago. I was wearing a cute pair of slides. She was wearing… faux crocs. In pukey pea green. Complete with those fake stones as seen in the first picture.
So was her boyfriend. Minus the stones. MATCHING SHOES.
I immediately remembered why that roommate relationship did not work out… she had no sense, fashion or otherwise.
JESUS! :O +_+
Oh My God….
OMG!! they are so sexy. I want some
*I’m kidding of course