We were going to use this dress as a ‘Wear or Die’ item today, but after searching for what felt like hours for a second item that would be a fair match for this one, equal to it in terms of sheer ugliness, we just had to give up. We suspect most of you would choose death over this little beauty, anyway, and honestly, we really wouldn’t blame you. Especially not after we look a look at the back view, and realised that yes, this really is just a couple of squares of black lace sewn together and worn over an American Apparel mini. Ye Gods!
We didn’t find this at some kind of specialist ‘Lady of the Night’ store, either, just in case you’re wondering (or even hoping to buy it). No, we found it at eDressMe, where it’ll cost you $130.