Crimes of Fashion, Swimwear

When Bikinis go Bad


You know, it should be pretty easy to design a semi-decent bikini. Or, at the very least, it should be easy to design a bikini that doesn’t have freakin’ fringes all over it, are you paying attention, Victoria’s Secret? Clearly this bikini was designed for riding them wild, wild waves (A joke we’re quite frankly surprised Victoria’s Secret didn’t succumb to themselves, given that they did allow themselves a "Ride ’em, cowgirl" in the product description), although, given that the fringes might slow you down a little in the water, we only assume that the top was actually designed for posing in, and for pushing your breasts together like a couple of coconuts.

A new swimwear trend in the making, we wonder?

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