June 18th, 2008
Wear or Die: All White on the Night
Throw away your little black dresses, folks! White is where it’s at – or it is when it’s Wednesday afternoon and it’s time to play Wear or Die, anyway…
Today your choice is between the two dresses shown above. We don’t care whether you decide to flaunt your figure in the skintight "I’m totally not wearing any underwear with this" dress on the left, or the "Don’t you think shredded loo roll makes excellent party clothes?" number on the right. All we care about is that you choose to wear one of them – or die!
Tell us your choice in the comments field below!
I gotta go with the toilet paper jellyfish dress. The other one just seems very likely to cling in all the wrong places while the ruffle profusion of the tp dress could at least disguise some flaws. Plus, it just looks more festive and less slutty!
I, too, prefer the toilet paper one. At least the top half doesn’t look too bad, so I guess I would be doing a lot of sitting (at a table, preferably).
I might have to die on this one
I would almost (ALMOST) have to go for the one on the left, but for that weird sleeve business. If the one strap were sleeveless, it might be feasible. But not the way it is, with that odd fluttery wimpy thing–reminds me a bit too much of 1980’s garden party.
So I guess that defaults me to the jellyfish one.
I would never be able to pull off the one on the left so I’d have to go with the toilet paper fiasco on the right. At least the top half is decent.
Toilet Roll Jelly Fish dress. The top half is rather pretty, and flattering.
The one on the left, and then I’d spend the entire evening with the faulty side against a wall, trying to look as if I was wearing a fairly inconspicuous slutty white dress. the jellyfish is just too horrible for words.
I opt for death on this one
Left. While the left one does scream whore, the right one is too heinous for even a slut to don.
EDIT:
Ooh. Upon reading the rules for Wear or Die, I think I’ve come up with a slightly less-heinous solution. A white camisole, a decent bra, and a nice pair of darkwash skinny jeans could do wonder.
Toilet paper. At least I could wear underwear.
Toilet paper jelly fish for me. I’d fear that even my pubic hair would show through the one on the left, even if I DID try to wear undies. And I’d spend all night tugging it back down — this type of dress has a way of “walking north”.
HAHAHAHAHA LMAO the toilet paper one! at least it is not see-through.
haha the one on the left. i’d rather look like a slut than a walking cheerleaders pom pom
Left, I look rediculous in any dress that passes my knees (unless it’s full length, but still)
And I don’t want to look like a jelly fish (or sea jelly, whatever you like)