Ugly Prom Dress of the Day: Ballroom Barbie

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We don’t know what you think, but we’re not at all convinced that our Barbies would’ve worn this dress – not even Crystal Barbie, who liked shiny things, or Pink n’ Pretty Barbie, with her penchant for pink. Of course, there may well have been a Fashion Criminal Barbie we just weren’t aware of (Damn!), in which case perhaps the easily-creased pink silk, ruched bodice, puffy sleeves and kicky little "butt bow" (to make your butt look like a present, see?), not to mention the cunning use of lace, would’ve set her plastic heart on fire. Maybe.

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  • June 6, 2008

    veronika

    Althou there is the whole argument that all Barbie’s were actually Fashion Criminals, “Fashion Criminal Barbie” would have been just hilarious..and would very much love this dress, for sure..

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  • June 6, 2008

    gokarm

    Fashion Criminal Barbie! I love it. Her box could come with bars painted on the clear plastic part and she can have like…rigid hard sky high bangs with an over-processed poodle curly cut…and wearing see through cowboy boots and def. THIS dress.

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