We don’t know about you, but given that we already have faces of our own, we’re not generally inclined to want to add more faces to our persons. One face is quite enough per person, we think, so while we realise that some people will find Moschino Cheap and Chic’s face print dress to be wonderfully artistic, we think it would look better hanging on a wall, rather than hanging on our bodies.

Of course, The Fashion Police have been wrong about these things before, so today we’re putting this dress up On Trial. Tell us, do you think it’s a Crime of Fashion, or would you happily hand over £415 for it?