Crimes of Fashion, Dresses

Geren Ford’s round neck dress comes complete with boob window

Boob_dress Hee! Seen your boobies!

Sorry, we started channeling a teenage boy for a moment there, although, to be honest, so will most people when they see you walking towards them in your special "boob window" dress, no?

The things those poor Shopbop models go through, eh? You can tell that this one, for instance, is repeating the mantra, "Shoulders BACK, shoulders BACK!" in her head as she stands there, bravely trying to prevent her breasts from slipping through the gaping hole in her dress.

That’s how you’ll be standing too, folk, should you decide to spend $306 on this. Just something to consider…

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