June 5th, 2008
Crimes of eBay Fashion: Transparent Cowboy Boots
Transparent. Cowboy. Boots. For, er, scuba-diving cowboys? People who want to look like they got a leg tattoo without actually doing it? Fashion Criminals? OK, we give up – we don’t even want to try and imagine the kind of occassions on which these boots would be worn, and we’re actually too grossed out thinking about how sweaty your legs would get in them to want to pursue this particular train of thought any further, so if you have anything to add, you know where the comments section is. We, meanwhile, are off for a shower…
Gah, I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Those are horrible!
This is the HORROR!! it remainds me of those vedettes of cowboy movies…
You’ve had some amazingly bad items to share with us, but I think these are one of the worst!
EW.
haha- With some footy liners, I would TOTALLY wear those.
Eww, eww, eww, ewwwwwwwww
How horrendously trashy.
Those are more murder weapons than boots. I’d kill myself with them before I have them put on me.