There are some things the Fashion Police are willing to spend lots of money on, and some things we just aren’t. Handbags, shoes and coats fall into the first category. Tops, no matter how beautiful, tend to fall into the second, which is why, when we found this Christian Dior corsage top over at Browns fashion, our initial instinct too coo over anything with an oversized flower on top was quelled by the £1,200 price tag.

Yes, it’s very pretty (although without that flower, we suspect we may just have passed over it), but you just know that something this distinctive is going to be worn once, or twice if it’s lucky, which means that sadly it has to be relegated to the realms of "YOU PAID HOW MUCH?!"

Shame.