Here at The Fashion Police, we love us some beef jerky. Not as much as the people who apparently want to wrap it around their privates, mind you. We don’t think anyone should love beef jerky that much. Someone does, though, and that someone is Etsy seller Mixed Species, who is selling this fine example of "Brief Jerky" for the price of $139. For that sum, you too could look like the fine gentleman pictured just after the jump – be warned, though, this picture is probably Not Safe For Work. Or, indeed, for anyone who happens to be eating right now…
Gasp! and Cringe (yuuuuuck..)
…or anyone who wants to eat ever again.
oh my gos, I’ve seen it all now.
I meant oh my gosh…
I don’t…um…think that’s a…gentleman…
I see jerky, but no sausage. :X
And EEW.
Just when I think this site couldn’t possibly find a more terrible fashion crime to share…
Wow. Just wow.
The gentleman looks kinda WEIRD btw… and please give us something beautiful, my eyes hurt right now.. I mean is this suposed to look… sexy??????
..Wow. He’s tucking it back even WITHOUT an extra pair of tight panties underneath. That’s a little impressive and also still very disgusting. I don’t want to eat anymore.
is that a tennis racket?? (in his hand)
and again EWWWWW
Apparently, this is made of actual meat O.O I thought it was a print or something, but… dear… God…
$139!?!?! But then, as my DH said when I showed him this picture, “What did you expect? Jerky is expensive!”
We should definitely not play with our food, nor wear it either.
We should definitely not play with our food, nor wear it either.
We should definitely not play with our food, nor wear it either.
hey…
I just noticed…
DID THEY GLUE FAKE JEWELS ONTO IT!?
ace.
Nah, the jewels were already there, which makes the whole thing worse.
*shudders*