Crimes of Fashion, Shoes

‘Witty Titties’ – shoes that make you look like a tit. Literally.

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Want to look like a complete tit? Well, you got your wish, in the most literal way possible…

We really hope these are supposed to be some kind of joke. If they’re not, then we may just have lost all faith in humanity. And also: the will to live.

They’re called "Witty Titties" (Because they’re "titties" that are "witty". See?) and they can be yours for 55 euros per pair or 66 euros "with piercing or tattoo". And with that sentence it’s official: we really have lost the will to live…

[via Dollymix]
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