Can’t decide whether to wear a dress or pants? Floral print or polka dots? Not to worry, you can wear all four simultaneously, thanks to Sophie Theallet’s patchwork printed dress. And you’ll only have to pay £1195 for the privilege. Phew! Thank goodness that little fashion dilemma is solved, no?
Yes, this is what appears to be the result of a head-on collision between two different dresses (although the floral tie going over the top of the polka dot piece makes it look a little bit like a pair of child’s pyjamas from the front). Either that or it’s just the perfect solution for anyone who wants to look like a 50s housewife, complete with apron at all times. It’s not so much a Crime of Fashion as it’s a crying shame. because we’re sure there’s a beautiful dress underneath that polka dot apron. Anyone fancy taking a pair of scissors to a £2000 dress, to see if you can liberate it?
you know, each of those patterns wouldn’t be too bad if they were two separate dresses. but together? ick
you know, each of those patterns wouldn’t be too bad if they were two separate dresses. but together? ick